There’s nothing worse than the New York Man who is so damn pumped to be in New York. Men who aren’t obsessed with their “sick life” and their “sick apartment” are just out there trying to get one.Men of New York have been “frilled.” There’s no better way to put it.
It’s like the island of misfit men and entering said island will make you as crazy and haunted as the depleted women still inhabiting it.
It’s the only city where you will go out more and end up with to show for it.
For all the exhausted and confused women running around the island that seems to be throwing men in our face at the same rate as lamb kebabs, we can tell you why it’s not working out: The number is not the problem, the problem is the quality.
And baby, “quality over quantity” has never been an aphorism more prevalent in a NYC gal’s life.
So for all our mothers telling us we’re being dramatic, our friends in California who tell us they have it worse and all you preteen adolescents dreaming of life in “the big city,” here’s what you need to know about New York Men compared to the rest of the world.
New York is probably the only city you will see men dressed to work out in clothes more expensive than your nicest pantsuit for work.
It’s a city of ambition and all those ambitious men want to dominate not just the game, but the track surrounding it.
To say the men of New York are “of a different breed” is like when Lindsay Lohan said she “only did drugs four or five times.” It’s what PR specialists call “putting it gently.” Because any woman who has lived, is living or is thinking about leaving New York knows, there is no breed to define the New York Man.
By no means am I trying to bring down the men of New York.
In no way do I want to slander all four million men inhabiting the greatest city in the world because I know you’re not mean they’re the Greatest Men in the World.
To women who share the other half of the city, it’s fair to say they aren’t living up to their end of the deal.