Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.1. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. INFACT, don’t just go and start using the chatting strategies I explained in this article.
Before you start using it, you need to learn THE BASICS of creating interests in girls. In it, I explained what to do and what not to do when it comes to making a girl interested in you.
It’s boring, very boring: For instance; never do this –GUY: How was your day. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life. I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU: The heading is self explanatory, right?
But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it. What do you mean (or something else like that).”YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor.
Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like: YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. Don’t destroy my marriage.”You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.
Here are more examples HER: “What do you do for a living? ”Another example: HER: “Hi.”YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply your messages now. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”Hope you are getting it? I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”You get it, right?
”YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.
The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES: This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. Here are more examples: You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like“I want to see you on that when I return.
Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”2. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”Now, think up yours…WARNINGDon’t overdo these two strategies. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.
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