It’s a mixture of fun, frustration, excitement, loneliness, and adventure.
Sometimes it can be good to be single and play the field to see what’s out there.
But while you may be a boring dolt who is a complete drain on society, I’m a creative genius, and have perfected the art of openers.
Today, on this blog, I am giving away 42 openers to all of you…COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE.
All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her (but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool).
Not every girl calls for the same opener, so I’ve grouped them based on different situations. Using a Flirty Opener when the girl’s profile clearly calls for an Edgy Opener could lead to disaster.
That’s why we’ve compiled the absolute best Tinder pick up lines that have proven themselves to work time and time again. But you know that already, and that all comes later.
Of course, having good material is never a replacement for being good material: Be interested, and be interested in what they have to say. The first thing, of course, is to get someone’s attention in a way that communicates who you are and makes them interested in that person. Generally the guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish.
He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar.
In the world of dating apps/websites, there’s so much competition out there for cute girls, your opening line can make or break whether she will engage.
How many times have you gotten matched with a PYT, but when you message her, she doesn’t respond?