Gagadating

Or high school kids drinking beer illegally on a cliff! ) men falling off that bridge in the 2nd or 3rd Indiana Jones film!

I’d reckon New York but I heard that you need to wear rubber pants there tonight so I know that’ll be the last place she’d be. I don’t think I can handle another six months of Selena Gomez. May 2012 will be Spring ♥ I haven’t spoken to Lady Gaga since as long as I can remember.

) on New Year’s Eve but I can’t find Gaga anywhere! So that I don’t go crazy from The Silence, I keep saying the word ‘BULLY’ over and over again until it loses its meaning and then gains a new meaning and then loses its new meaning and then gains an entirely different meaning totally unrelated to its original meaning.

) Team Edwards ♥Glad that my entries can legally drink and my days can legally drive (? What I’ve discovered so far is that the word 'BULLY’ is virtually meaningless. And similarly *cyber* bullies are from outer-space/The Future, which is totally out of left field when you sit down and analyze it.

Like, I go to sleep and then black out for up to seven or eight hours and then wake up in a different position unable to remember a thing that happened during that timespan. I’ve been wicked lucky so far, sure, but a whole *lifetime* channel of Gaga-esque shenanigans?!!?

Have to admit, it’s been a lot to handle, I’ll be honest. I mean, I wake up in my bed each morning and don’t know how I got there.

Sadly, Gaga couldn’t show last night, so I had to Yankee Swap with myself. Also, in stalking through Facebook, it seems like everyone who has been in a long-term relationship has somehow gotten engaged overnight. As such, I am feeling the pressure to pop the question to Gaga when she shows up even though it’s only been a little over a week. Every night is like a crazy hardcore party and I fear it’s all getting out of control.

It tastes more like wax, though, so I don’t know what the Yankee Candle-Namers were smoking.

The note said 'look behind you.’ But there was nobody there. Like the kind of feeling you get when you go up and down hills before Puberty…

Also can’t stop thinking about how it’s so crazy that some people who *have* children totally don’t *want* children and other people who *want* children totally can’t *have* children…

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