You'll assume she can fix any medical problems you have and you will almost always be wrong.
You will then think you had the most boring day ever by comparison and also wonder WTF the Bristol stool scale is. You could fart and have diarrhea at the same time, and she wouldn't flinch.
She feels totally comfortable talking about pee, poop, UTIs, periods, and anything else you find gross.
To her, it is her job, and an everyday occurrence that she talks to people about. If you happen to stay in a committed relationship during "the match," aka when med students find out what specialty and residency they will be working, be prepared to move with her. I've talked to aspiring surgeons who told me not to date aspiring surgeons, so I know what I'm talking about) and you'll be fine.10.
This is actually great since you are a human with a normal body and honestly, everyone should feel this OK about these things.8. The field is damn competitive, and every spot for residency is coveted. Find one who is more laid-back (aka, not any type of aspiring surgeon. Medical residents work 24-hour shifts that may turn into 28 or 30 hours.
So if you spill your deepest, messiest emotions, she'll accept them and try to understand them. In reality, she probably has no idea why you're having leg cramps, but that doesn't matter because she will pretend to know anyway.
She spends all day listening to patients, lecturers, residents, attending doctors, so she's basically a professional listener. If your throat hurts or your back is spasming or even if you have a small paper cut, you will automatically assume she can fix it with her med student magic.
Unless it's the day after a 24-hour call day, in which case haha, no, she already fell asleep.2. Hint: She will just give you aspirin and a lot of the time, it'll fix everything.5.
Plan every date at least 10 years in advance, if possible. She gives terrifying new meaning to the term "type A." Med students and doctors generally have some form of OCD or, at the very least, a seriously regimented routine, and you better get used to it because she is physically and emotionally incapable of altering it in any way.
It's a sacrifice, but hey, you may end up marrying a doctor/someone you really love.9. She has a great ability to stay up beyond what is humanly possible.