s any single would know, our modern dating scene lacks refinement.
Unless you look forward to a lifetime of TV dinners, keep eating.
Remember, there are three meals a day, everyday, so don’t blow it.
Complain about your boss, the weather and your strained groin in your diary, not on a first date.
Stop searching for 2006 Spring Break photos, and maybe he went through a weird Vampire Fan Fiction phase.
99 percent, or close to, of all discord is caused by an empty stomach.
She’s probably crying over your decision to say “You look nice,” instead of “You look beautiful,” because she hasn’t eaten all day.In turn, he isn’t listening to your story because he is thinking about hamburgers and pizza.If you’ve got a foul mouth or an inclination toward sexual expletives, consider your audience.Cussing is heavily associated with lacking social graces, ignorance and insensitivity. For at least the first few dates, tone down the trash talk to allow for a more classy, tactful courtship.If your mother has taught you one thing, it’s that you like what’s on your plate or you don’t eat.If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.