For all the differences our 50 great states have -- some are red, some are blue, some are Florida -- there's one thing they all have in common: every state has strip clubs. In the end, we came up with this comprehensive, ready-to-bookmark guide to the top spot in every state to watch naked people dance.
Or better still, what’s the best strip club in each state? In addition to hitting the nudie bars ourselves, we relied on the trusted recommendations of friends and family, as well as consulting the generous folks who (weirdly) feel compelled to review such establishments on Yelp and Trip Advisor.
What started out as a small restaurant in Birmingham morphed into an Alabama institution when one night in 1974, a completely-not-intoxicated female patron streaked across the restaurant.
As a result, this outpost in the Last Frontier draws hot dancers from all over of the country, making it maybe the sexiest thing about a state where it’s too cold to ever wear bikinis.
Phoenix is one of the more underrated hotbeds of the adult entertainment industry, and many of the ladies who totally don't appear on your computer screen throughout the day got their start in a Phoenix strip club.
The hottest of the hot are at this topless joint, where you can also score a free Italian buffet on Fridays!
Paper Moon (address and info) A tough call here with several clubs in Arkansas receiving the coveted three-star rating on Yelp.
But the clincher for us was the endorsement from one Emerson V.
of Lewisville, TX, who said: "If you go, you must try them turkey legs at my boy Lee Roy's gut truck" because there's "nothing like watching them [redacted] strip while eating burnt questionable turkey legs.” While California is known more for its women who DON’T take their clothes off for cash than its strip club scene, the hottest aspiring actresses (or adult starlets, whatever) in Hollywood who aren't working as full-time hostesses dance in this library-themed club in West LA.
Chances are pretty good that you can score a lap dance from “Club Party Girl #4” here if you look hard enough.
“The Best Show Club in Denver” is a completely open 10,000sqft room with eight stages but zero VIP areas.
Which may be disappointing if you were looking for “extras” from one of the 200 beauties roaming the floor.
But what they lack in VIP space they more than make up for in glass-enclosed, state-of-the-art conference rooms you can reserve for official business meetings.
Elan’s of Connecticut (address and info) The biggest club in Delaware spans 10,000 sqft and plays “mainstream” tunes during the day before switching to “urban” at 9pm every night.